1 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,450 Judge: I now pronounce you not husband and wife. 2 00:00:08,490 --> 00:00:09,620 Les: I fucking love you. 3 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:10,560 -I fucking love you. 4 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:12,170 Les: I think we need a safe word. 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,290 Janet Reno! 6 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:14,960 -Janet Reno! 7 00:00:14,990 --> 00:00:17,960 New Year, new us. We can renew our vows. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,970 Martin: Hilton is going to sell the tech 9 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,470 to the military. 10 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,190 -From bang to boom. 11 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,640 Lindy: How long until you can fix me? 12 00:00:27,670 --> 00:00:29,470 Steffy: I don't recognize you. 13 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:31,140 Jackie: It saddens me that a daughter 14 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:32,810 would accuse her own mother. 15 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,190 -She is lying about the lying! 16 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,480 -Les promised me a minute. 17 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:37,480 Lindy: I'll give you 20. 18 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,190 Les: What's to stop Nils exposing me? 19 00:00:39,230 --> 00:00:40,130 -[Nils screaming] Lulu: You're tiny? 20 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,320 Lindy: Your dad and I are working 21 00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:43,490 through some issues. 22 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,160 Les: I miniaturized you... 23 00:00:45,190 --> 00:00:46,490 on purpose. 24 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:47,420 -You're dead! 25 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:49,660 -[screams] 26 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,700 I did it! 27 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,330 -I run this lab now. 28 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,830 Les: Aren't you gonna let me in? 29 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:54,710 This is life and death, Martin. Martin: No. That--What? 30 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:55,780 -Magoo could eat her! 31 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:58,340 -Why marry a man who has no-- [screams] No, no! 32 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:00,390 -[Magoo yowling] -Richie! 33 00:01:01,710 --> 00:01:04,730 [dramatic music playing] 34 00:01:13,930 --> 00:01:16,690 [growls] 35 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,360 -No! Bad kitty! [screams] 36 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:21,790 -[Magoo growling] -[indistinct screaming] 37 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,200 Lindy: That's it! 38 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:26,370 Richie, that's it! Play dead! 39 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,580 Play dead! Richard: Am I playing? 40 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:29,870 [bell jingling] -Hey, Magoo. 41 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:31,090 Huh? 42 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:35,370 Yeah, you want this, don't ya, big boy? 43 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:38,090 Yeah. Who's my cutie patootie? 44 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:41,710 Who's my fluffy wuffy boy? -[suspenseful music playing] 45 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,550 -Do I punch him in the nose first or-- 46 00:01:43,580 --> 00:01:44,590 That's just sharks. 47 00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:45,880 Fuck it. 48 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,440 Hold. 49 00:01:49,590 --> 00:01:52,220 [yells] 50 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:53,890 [Magoo mewls] 51 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:55,280 [cage door slams shut] [Magoo hisses] 52 00:01:56,970 --> 00:01:57,950 -[chuckles] 53 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:00,610 -[Magoo growls] 54 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,240 -It was you or me, fuzz fuck. 55 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:04,780 [exhales] 56 00:02:04,810 --> 00:02:07,290 [upbeat music playing] 57 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:11,290 -[gasping and grunting] 58 00:02:12,780 --> 00:02:14,750 -Okay. -You risked your life for me. 59 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:16,750 No other soul on Earth has done that, 60 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:19,630 except for my mother during childbirth. 61 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:21,590 I was a breech. 62 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:23,420 But you... [sniffles] 63 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:26,090 Lindy Littlejohn... [chuckles] 64 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,090 you chose, 65 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:30,970 which was unexpected, and I mean that as a compliment. 66 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,690 I owe you my life. 67 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,810 -You've saved my life multiple times, Richie. 68 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,940 -And I would happily do so over again. 69 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:40,940 -[sighs] Why? 70 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:42,940 -For-- -Do not say for love, 71 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:44,280 or for the love of love... 72 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:46,450 -But-- -...or quote Shakespeare. 73 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,280 For I will continue to taketh from you, Richie, 74 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:51,490 and not giveth in return. 75 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:53,120 -Behold, Lindy Littlejohn. 76 00:02:53,150 --> 00:02:55,450 Am I witness to the shattering 77 00:02:55,490 --> 00:02:56,790 of behavioral pattern? 78 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:59,620 -Can we just call it even? 79 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:01,290 -Even Steven. 80 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:02,790 -I do have one more thing. 81 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:04,630 Um, it's just a favor, 82 00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:06,800 and it's not dangerous, I promise. 83 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:09,850 -Are we breaking another behavioral pattern? 84 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,680 -What do you know about TikTok? 85 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:16,310 [suspenseful music playing] 86 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,640 -Lindy! 87 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,140 Lindy? 88 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:20,070 Lindy? 89 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:23,020 Magoo? Oh! 90 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:25,530 [Magoo growls and meows] 91 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:27,990 -Oh. 92 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:29,200 Oh, she's good. 93 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:31,660 [Magoo growls] -Oh, she's very good. 94 00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:32,990 Lindy. 95 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:34,380 Lindy, let's talk. 96 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:37,040 No tricks. 97 00:03:37,070 --> 00:03:38,380 You have my word. 98 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:42,880 Ow. [gasps] 99 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:45,550 [squishes] 100 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:47,270 Oh. 101 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,720 At least you didn't get me in my good eye. 102 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,550 Okay. No sudden moves. 103 00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:54,900 Nothing up my sleeves, for real this time. 104 00:03:57,050 --> 00:03:58,230 -So talk! 105 00:03:58,260 --> 00:03:59,740 -Could you lower the bow? 106 00:04:02,390 --> 00:04:05,570 Okay. I came here to apologize, but I'm not going to. 107 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:10,030 Ah! Because I have something better than just words. 108 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:12,860 -Dr. Carmichael's colon "A Grand Gesture"? 109 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:16,200 -I can make you big again. 110 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:19,250 -You said that, and then you tried to kill me! 111 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,870 -Well, I was--I was provoked, but that's not the point. 112 00:04:21,910 --> 00:04:23,880 I did it, Lindy. 113 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,040 I really did it. 114 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,210 I can make you big again. 115 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,710 And all of this can be over. 116 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:30,220 Lindy, I can and I will. 117 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:31,270 I promise. 118 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:34,050 -Fine! 119 00:04:34,090 --> 00:04:35,720 Do it! Make me big again! 120 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:37,060 Let's end this! Les: Ohh. 121 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,430 I'm so happy to hear you say this, 122 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:40,930 but, um, there is a small problem. 123 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:43,230 -Do I need to raise my bow? -No, no. 124 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:46,780 But I'm going to need you 125 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,400 to break into the lab tonight 126 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,240 and steal the formula, and wipe the servers 127 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:55,120 because Hilton is selling 128 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:57,450 my tech to the military, and he's packing up the lab, 129 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,910 everything will be gone by morning, 130 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:01,080 and I will be arrested if I set foot in the building. 131 00:05:01,110 --> 00:05:03,580 And only a person of your size 132 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:05,960 can access the chemical freezer, which is going to be dangerous. 133 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:07,750 But I have complete faith in you 134 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:09,590 and your astounding miniature abilities. 135 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,760 And thereby, our mission will inevitably 136 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:13,590 be a rousing success, and you will be big again, 137 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:15,800 and we can return to our normal lives. 138 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,310 [dramatic music playing] 139 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,270 -What am I supposed to do with that? 140 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:29,320 Wear it as a crown? 141 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:31,490 -Wear it as my wife. 142 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:35,280 -[sighs] -I... I tried so hard 143 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:37,160 to prove my worth to the world, 144 00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:40,290 and I lost sight of the one person who never needed proof. 145 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,450 You. 146 00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:43,340 You, Lindy... 147 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:46,340 you are my forever person. 148 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:48,510 So, what do you say? 149 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,180 Please say yes. 150 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:55,180 -Fine. 151 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:57,140 I will do it. 152 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:59,350 I have to. 153 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:00,900 But then, Les, 154 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:03,400 this, you and me, 155 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:05,690 we're over. 156 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,150 -No. 157 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:08,310 No, no, no. 158 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:09,480 No. 159 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:10,480 After all this? 160 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,320 -Because of all this! 161 00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:13,490 -Why? -Why? 162 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,820 -What? -[chuckles] 163 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:17,030 Les, uh, it's been a journey. 164 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:20,490 "It was an accident," then "I did it on purpose." 165 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:22,990 "I'm so close, a day or two, tops," 166 00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:25,870 to maybe a few months, then a thirty-day deadline. 167 00:06:25,910 --> 00:06:27,000 -But-- Lindy: Then, "I can make you 168 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,830 big again, but good luck with Magoo," 169 00:06:28,870 --> 00:06:30,840 to "I will make you big again, 170 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:33,510 but you have to do all the illegal dangerous work." 171 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:36,220 And then, the big sell, 172 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:40,510 "We can go back to our normal fuckin' lives." 173 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:42,680 Please hear me when I say 174 00:06:42,710 --> 00:06:44,850 fuck you! 175 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,230 I am done! 176 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:48,020 We are done! 177 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:49,350 It's over! 178 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,190 -No, I reject this. I love you. 179 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:54,360 It's been bumpy, but--but-- but it'll be different. 180 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:55,690 -No, it won't. 181 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:59,030 We bring out the worst in each other. 182 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,370 Can't you see that? 183 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,030 -I understand that-- I understand that 184 00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:04,700 you need time and space to process what happened. 185 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:07,710 -No, I need the time and space to process me 186 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:08,920 and what I want. 187 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,880 I already know what happened. 188 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:12,380 -We make a great team, remember? 189 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:14,050 Please don't say it's over. 190 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,050 [tense music playing] 191 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,100 -Les, 192 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,440 we had a good run. 193 00:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,560 Too much has happened. 194 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:25,890 Let's just get the formula, 195 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:30,400 get me big, and then get on with our lives! 196 00:07:30,430 --> 00:07:31,610 Please! 197 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:38,450 [Richard sobbing] 198 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:42,950 -I wanted to give you your privacy. 199 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:44,950 I just--I didn't know where to go. 200 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:47,580 [door opens and closes] Richard: My heart is breaking. 201 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:50,750 I mean, we--I think we've all come so far. 202 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:54,420 -Mary, mother of Christ. 203 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:56,590 Oh. Uh, he told me. 204 00:07:56,620 --> 00:08:00,760 I thought I was prepared, but I am not. 205 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:02,930 -Hi, Martin. -Hi, Martin. 206 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,760 -Richard! Wha...? 207 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,770 Les: He did that to himself. -I did. 208 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,140 -I told her about the small... 209 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:10,440 problem. 210 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:12,310 -And? -She's in. 211 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:14,530 -Oh. -She's also out. 212 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:18,110 -I don't understand what that means. 213 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:20,330 -It--just-- what's the fuckin' plan? 214 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:22,210 That's what it means. 215 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,530 -Everybody, here are my thoughts. 216 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:28,500 Operation Restoration is underway. 217 00:08:28,530 --> 00:08:29,830 This is the plan. 218 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:31,370 [rhythmic music playing] 219 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:35,040 Martin, bag man, will deliver our secret weapon. 220 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,340 Richard: Secret weapon? 221 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:38,050 -It's me. Me, Richie. 222 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:46,390 -Relax, it's pizza. 223 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:48,520 [door buzzer buzzes] 224 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:49,730 Vivienne: Imo's. 225 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,020 Martin [softly]: F me. 226 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:53,850 [tense music playing] 227 00:08:53,890 --> 00:08:55,060 -Who ordered this? 228 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,730 -Uh, um, uh... 229 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,360 -We will communicate via tactical comms 230 00:08:58,390 --> 00:09:00,030 using phones and laptops. 231 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:02,700 Richard, operations, will send an invitation. 232 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:03,800 [beeping] 233 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:07,200 I will be in your ear with precise instructions. 234 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:09,370 Okay. Martin, don't panic. 235 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,040 Keep it together. 236 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:11,370 -[whispers] She's so scary. 237 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,710 -Yes, she's terrifying. 238 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:13,870 -Sir. 239 00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:15,920 Who? -Uh... uh... 240 00:09:15,950 --> 00:09:17,380 -Who? Martin: Um... 241 00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:19,550 -Janet! Me. 242 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,090 I, um, 243 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,640 I did. 244 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,270 [banging on door] [Martin whimpers] 245 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:33,770 -Janet, inside man, will ensure easy entry. 246 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,730 -Janet, why are you still here? 247 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,730 -Um... -You should be out celebrating 248 00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:41,280 with what's left of the team. 249 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,070 -Uh-huh. Um... 250 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,610 -Damn it, Janet, lie. Just lie. 251 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:45,910 -Hey, let's-let's be kind. 252 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,740 Janet: Um, I was hungry. 253 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:50,740 I'm just finishing up. 254 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:52,450 -You all right? -No, I know I choked. 255 00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:54,410 -No, it's okay. You did good. -Damn it. 256 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:55,920 Janet [over mic]: Getting back to it. 257 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:57,300 -[over mic] Smells delicious. 258 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,250 Pepperoni? 259 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:00,920 -Um, yes. 260 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:02,960 -St. Louis style? 261 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,930 Cracker thin, square cut, 262 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,970 Provel cheese. 263 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:12,100 Weird yet scrumptious. 264 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:13,310 -It's very specific. 265 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:14,430 -May I? 266 00:10:14,470 --> 00:10:16,820 -Uh, y-y-y-you-- you may. 267 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:21,990 -Oh, God, Lindy, hide. 268 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:24,440 -Les, where? Jeez-- 269 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,580 -Under. 270 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:28,660 Lindy: Are you serious? Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuck, fuck. 271 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:29,990 That's hot! 272 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,670 [tense music playing] 273 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:43,680 [lid slides open] 274 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:50,140 [upbeat music playing] 275 00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:52,680 Lindy: Jesus. Fuck. 276 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:53,900 -Enjoy. 277 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,310 Les: Secret weapon in. 278 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:02,690 -Secret weapon is greasy, fuckin' hot! 279 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,820 Jesus! 280 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:06,870 [upbeat music continues] 281 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:12,490 Les: Lindy, secret weapon, 282 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:14,660 will breach the chemical freezer, 283 00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:16,710 and procure the vials of restoration formula. 284 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,050 -[Janet gasps] -[Lindy gasping] 285 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:25,170 -It, um-- Wow, it's-- it's nice to meet you, 286 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:26,380 Mrs. Littlejohn. 287 00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:28,510 Sorry to stare. It's just... 288 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:29,610 -Yeah, I'm a marvel. 289 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,680 I know, Janet. So, uh, this is the chemical freezer? 290 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:32,780 Janet: Uh, just there. 291 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:35,010 Les: Janet, proceed with wiping the servers. 292 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,850 My legacy will remain mine. 293 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,400 -Um, on it. 294 00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:41,810 Lindy: Your ego is going to kill me! 295 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,520 -No, my ego is going to save you. 296 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:44,860 Lindy: [scoffs] I am going to save me. 297 00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:46,730 Les: There is no I, Lindy, in team. 298 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:47,860 -There is the way I spell it. 299 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:49,530 -Perhaps it's best we just remember 300 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,700 we're all on the same team. 301 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:52,070 -Temporarily. -Absolutely. 302 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:53,370 -Guys, can we sidebar 303 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,870 the relationship issues right now? 304 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,040 Lindy: The relationship issues 305 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:57,540 are why we're here, Martin. 306 00:11:57,570 --> 00:11:59,080 -Coup de grâce. Martin, wheelman, 307 00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:01,870 will drive the getaway car and we're home free. 308 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:03,880 Operation Restoration complete. 309 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:04,970 Thoughts complete. 310 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,590 Okay. Can we stay on task? 311 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:09,050 -Oh, no one wants this done more than me. 312 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,760 -Yes, Lindy, message received. 313 00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:11,770 I know. 314 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:13,620 -[sighs] Okay. 315 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,890 [radio crackles] -[Lindy gasps] 316 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,560 [tense music playing] 317 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,110 -Fuck. Les: What? 318 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:24,450 -[grunts and then gasping] -[metal clangs] 319 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,570 Lindy: I'm in. 320 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,570 -Okay, great. 321 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,070 Third shelf from the bottom, 322 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,740 vial RF-1-Niner, 323 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:34,410 Alpha and Beta. 324 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,280 Lindy: Hold on. 325 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:36,240 -What? What's happening? Are you okay? 326 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,910 Lindy: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just... 327 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,750 putting on my gear so I don't die 328 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:40,910 of hypothermia in here. 329 00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:41,910 -Oh, God. 330 00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:42,820 -Okay. Good, good. 331 00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:45,080 But--but maybe, uh, hurry because it's-- 332 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,090 -Tick-tock. No kidding. 333 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,050 -If Hilton finds you... 334 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:49,920 Lindy: I'm aware of the stakes, Les. 335 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,130 I am the stakes. 336 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,760 Richard: If I may offer counsel 337 00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:54,640 by way of Dr. Carmichael's 338 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,300 words of wisdom, -[grunting] 339 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,430 -"Reflect before you respond 340 00:12:58,460 --> 00:12:59,810 to avoid regret." 341 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,100 -Fuck that bitch! -Fuck that bitch! 342 00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:04,440 -We're done with her limericks! -On that, we agree. 343 00:13:04,470 --> 00:13:05,840 -[Lindy grunts] -I don't mean to... 344 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,820 Les: Shut the fuck up, Richard! Lindy: Shut the fuck up, Richie! 345 00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:08,830 -Mm-hm. Okay. 346 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,650 woman [over PA]: Attention, attention. 347 00:13:12,690 --> 00:13:16,160 Patel, party of four, please make your way to Gate 23. 348 00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:19,830 Patel, party of four, please make your way to Gate 23. 349 00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:21,590 [phone chimes] -What? 350 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,210 -Whoa, it's, like, a little close. 351 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,500 -The fuck? -Maybe edit this part out. 352 00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:27,840 -Okay. Richard: Will do. 353 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:30,430 Lindy: [clears throat] -And curtains up. 354 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:32,670 -Hi, hello. 355 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:35,010 My name is Lindy Littlejohn. 356 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,720 You may know me from the controversy 357 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,180 surrounding the authorship 358 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:39,680 of the New Yorker short story, 359 00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:41,720 "Untitled on Purpose." 360 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,570 And I wanna come clean. [clears throat] 361 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,360 I did not write that story. 362 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:50,360 Uh, all started as a misunderstanding. 363 00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:54,200 My insecurity and, frankly, lack of self-worth 364 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:55,860 led me to take credit 365 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,070 when, in fact, it was written by my student, 366 00:13:58,110 --> 00:13:59,200 Jackie Baldwin. 367 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,700 So my daughter, Lulu, 368 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,410 was telling the truth. 369 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,870 So if you're gonna come for anyone, 370 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:05,920 you come for me, 371 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,750 372 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,750 And finally, I am rescinding my own Pulitzer. 373 00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:14,380 Yeah, just before the board can take it back. 374 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,880 I--I--you know what? 375 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,770 Maybe I'll win another one someday. 376 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,720 Richard: Ooh. Love the positivity. 377 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,430 Lindy: Uh, yeah, that's it. Thank you. 378 00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:25,770 [sweet music playing] 379 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,820 -Good for you, tiny mom. 380 00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:29,280 [sniffles] 381 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:33,950 [chimes] 382 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,240 man [over PA]: Attention, everyone. 383 00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:40,280 The Arch tour bus leaves every half-hour 384 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:44,960 from Gate A in the front entrance. Thank you. 385 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,130 [upbeat music playing] 386 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:56,760 [grunting and panting] 387 00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:59,930 Okay. I'm here, third shelf from the bottom. 388 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:03,470 -Okay, you're looking for Romeo-Foxtrot-One-Niner. 389 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,270 -Yeah, I got it, Colonel Colon. 390 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,940 -Too soon. That's too soon and disrespectful. 391 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:10,100 I'm just trying to be-- -Annoying? 392 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,320 [heavy exhale] 393 00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:15,150 [suspenseful music playing] 394 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,150 There's nothing here. -Yeah. See? 395 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:19,450 You're making space colonel jokes and you're not listening. 396 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,280 Imprecision is gonna tank this mission. 397 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,790 -Romeo-Foxtrot-19, Alpha, Beta, not fuckin' here! 398 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,330 -Fuck! It has to be there. Martin: [softly] It has to be. 399 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,460 -They are not! Les: Okay. Romeo... 400 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,790 Foxtrot-One-Niner, Alpha-- 401 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,960 -You can keep saying NATO nonsense numbers, 402 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:36,340 but the precise vials are not here. 403 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,470 -Lindy, there is no Operation Restoration 404 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:42,300 without those vials, okay? The plan will not work. 405 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:43,970 Lindy: What do you mean, it won't work? 406 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,230 -[softly] Fuck! 407 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:48,310 -Les? 408 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:50,140 -Oh, dear mama. Les: Um... 409 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:52,310 Lindy: Les, it has got to work! 410 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:53,650 I do not want to be small forever! 411 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,650 I am not gonna die tiny! 412 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,980 There has to be a way! 413 00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,690 You are a little genius, remember? 414 00:15:57,730 --> 00:16:00,700 So, go inside the workshop of your mind and think! 415 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:03,040 [tense music playing] 416 00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:12,220 -It's as if the whole world is holding its breath. 417 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,670 -Everyone, here are my thoughts. 418 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,680 Operation Restoration is still underway. 419 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,840 This is the revised plan. 420 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:26,850 I will synthesize a new batch of the restoration formula, 421 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,560 but I would need access to the building 422 00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:30,180 and to the, um, chemical freezer. 423 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,560 Lindy, secret weapon, 424 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,350 you will push the door-release button 425 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:34,690 inside the freezer, 426 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,360 which is located at the base of the door. 427 00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:38,360 -Check. -Janet, inside man, 428 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:39,530 is gonna get me into the building 429 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,700 via the service entrance. 430 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:42,860 Janet. 431 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:43,910 [keyboard clacking over phone] 432 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,370 Janet, do you copy? 433 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,580 Janet: Um... Um, I'm trying to wipe the servers, 434 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:49,420 but the password isn't working. 435 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,540 -Hilton and Vivienne-- 436 00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:52,710 -They have access to the servers. 437 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,710 They have access to the formula! 438 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:56,590 Fuck! Janet: Um, also, 439 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,550 we might have a bigger problem. 440 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:02,880 -Bigger? Um, what, Janet? Spit it out. 441 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,390 -Janet, be specific. 442 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:05,890 -Specifically, Hilton has shrunk 443 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,430 an entire military convoy. 444 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,140 Tiny tanks, tiny missiles, 445 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,390 tiny assortment of very bad weaponry. 446 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,060 -General Fuckface. 447 00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:14,730 Janet: If Hilton has the missing vials, 448 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,560 then tiny tanks become big tanks, 449 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,230 tiny missiles become big-- 450 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,780 Les: Yes, Janet, I know. 451 00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,740 -Les-- -I--don't, don't, don't say it. 452 00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:24,290 I fucked it, but I can unfuck it. 453 00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:26,910 You were right. 454 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,780 -I don't want to be right about this, Les. 455 00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,080 -You kinda like being right, don't you, Martin? 456 00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:31,750 -Well, maybe sometimes, but not about this. 457 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:35,080 -Can we get back to the unfuck it part, please? 458 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,750 -Everyone, here are my thoughts. 459 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,630 Here's the new revised plan. 460 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,760 [suspenseful music playing] 461 00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:43,760 We're going to blow up the lab. 462 00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:45,300 -Um... -We're all bound 463 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,590 for the dungeons of fate. 464 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,930 -Jesus crickets! What? 465 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,430 Lindy: Les, what the--? 466 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,270 Are you--? Blow up the lab? 467 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,940 How can you even do that? 468 00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:59,110 -Well, the building is sitting on a literal bomb. 469 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,780 It's a thermal energy storage tank in the basement. 470 00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,280 Lindy: No, no, that's not-- 471 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:05,280 [Lindy sighs] 472 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:07,820 "My legacy remains mine," you said. 473 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:11,170 -Yeah, well, I mean... 474 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,120 fuck it. 475 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,630 -Fuck it? Les: Yeah. 476 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,500 It's not worth it. 477 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,800 You big, first. 478 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,630 Blow up the building, second. 479 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,630 My prize... 480 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,730 TBD. 481 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,640 I've proven to myself I can do it. 482 00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:33,020 That's enough. -Les, are you sure? 483 00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:34,850 -I took the extremest of circumstances, 484 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,140 Carmichael's limericks, and my priority-- 485 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,530 -[Richard sniffling] -Wait, is someone crying? 486 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,020 -No. Les: Okay. 487 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:43,360 Hey, Richard, we need to move fast. 488 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,860 Janet, inside man, 489 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:47,200 abort the servers and focus on, 490 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,320 um, the thermal storage tank, 491 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,490 and crank the valves to high 492 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,490 and that will give us what? 493 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,160 -Uh, maybe 30 minutes? 494 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,370 -Um, you want me to blow up the building? 495 00:18:57,410 --> 00:19:00,380 -Yes. Turn up the valves, release the pressure lock, 496 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:01,670 and get out, Janet. 497 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,840 -What about letting you in? 498 00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,040 -Do the tank and go. 499 00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:06,170 And Lindy, secret weapon, make your way to the lobby 500 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:08,180 and buzz me in through the service entrance 501 00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:09,510 via the security desk. 502 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,850 -The desk with the security guards? 503 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,510 Les: Yes. Richard: Leave it to me. 504 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,020 I can distract the security guards. 505 00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:17,020 See, I'm the lab's fire safety officer. 506 00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:19,190 [scoffs] As a-- This is a long story. 507 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,690 As a young Richard-- -Richard! 508 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,730 -Richie. -Richard! 509 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,020 -Richard, good God! 510 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,860 [tense music playing] [keypad beeping] 511 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,410 -Stand by for fire alarms. 512 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,740 -[alarm blaring] security guard: Evens. 513 00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:31,420 -Fine. Odds. 514 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:35,590 [alarm continues] 515 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,260 [hissing] 516 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,710 Janet: The tank is cranked. 517 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,710 T-minus 30 minutes. 518 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,430 Um, um, holy crow. 519 00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:51,430 -Janet? -Uh, yes, Richard. 520 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,600 -I think I like you, and I wanted to disclose that 521 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:55,220 as per company policy. 522 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,060 Lindy: Aw, Richie. 523 00:19:57,090 --> 00:20:00,440 -Richard! I have no words! 524 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:03,400 -Neither do I! 525 00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:04,940 Hilton: General H-Bomb's payment clear? 526 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,400 -General Henderson's payment has been verified. 527 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,240 Yes. -Fuck yeah! 528 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,740 I love having Mommy's full attention again. 529 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:13,280 -We discussed this. 530 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,410 -No more Mommy. But... 531 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,910 -None. Hilton: Fine. 532 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:18,580 Guess where I am. 533 00:20:18,610 --> 00:20:20,750 -[sighs] I despise this game. 534 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:21,920 -Guess. -No. 535 00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:22,920 -Guess. -No. 536 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:24,140 -Guess. 537 00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:26,920 -I'm done. -What? 538 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,310 With the game? 539 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:30,760 -In a way. 540 00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:33,090 [electrical surge, sputtering] 541 00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:35,970 -Wait, what the fuck? 542 00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:39,820 -[electricity powering up] -[alarm blaring] 543 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,820 [suspenseful music playing] 544 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,830 -Wait. 545 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,000 [in voiceover] Janet Colgate. Physicist. 546 00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,780 Feminist. 547 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,040 Celiac. -You're on Instagram? 548 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:03,460 -Imo's Pizza is not gluten-free certified. 549 00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:06,010 [alarm continues] 550 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,010 Lindy: Les! Les: Yeah, I'm here. 551 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,340 -So I'm guessing it's this green button? 552 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:17,050 [alarm continues] 553 00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:19,680 [door buzzes] -Good guess. I'm in. 554 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,230 [alarm continues] 555 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,350 [keypad beeping] 556 00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:26,910 [alarm stops] 557 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,580 [suspenseful music playing] 558 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,250 -Yes! All right. 559 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,090 [high-pitched beeping] 560 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,420 [chimes] 561 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,040 What? 562 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,600 [beeps then chimes] 563 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,430 Fuck. 564 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,270 [chiming] 565 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:56,620 It's gone. 566 00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,390 Lindy: Wait, what? What's gone? 567 00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:01,390 -Uh, the equation. My equation for the formula. 568 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,110 -Yeah, but you remember it, right? 569 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:05,600 [music stops] 570 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,900 -Right. 571 00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:08,560 Lindy: Les! -Yes? 572 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,600 -Oh, Jesus. 573 00:22:09,630 --> 00:22:12,070 Okay, you wrote it on the bedroom wall, right? 574 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,900 -Oh! Holy shit! Yes, I did. Yes, I did. 575 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,740 Uh, Richard, you need to get upstairs right now. 576 00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:16,910 -Copy that! 577 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:19,960 [upbeat music playing] 578 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,950 I shall bring all my force to bear! 579 00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:25,750 -[door closes] Lulu: You again. 580 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:29,250 -Oh. [pants] It's me, Richard. 581 00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:31,090 -Yeah, from the fucking lab. What the fuck? 582 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,760 -Long, long story. And I happily-- 583 00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:35,090 -Oh, ew. 584 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,260 Did you and my mom, like, bang tiny? 585 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,930 -Huh? No. I pride myself on being a gentleman. 586 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,760 -Is that Lulu? -Lulu? 587 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,930 Did she say "bang"? -Yeah. She... 588 00:22:43,970 --> 00:22:45,140 -Who are you talking to? 589 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,770 -That's the Smash and Grab Team. 590 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,310 Your parents, Martin, and Janet. 591 00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:50,270 -What? Les: Lulu, why are you home? 592 00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:51,540 -Sorry, I missed that. 593 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:54,440 -Richard, you assured me that this connection would be strong. 594 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,830 -It is. It is-ish... 595 00:22:58,230 --> 00:23:01,120 [faking signal drop] -We'll talk-- ab-- later. 596 00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:04,000 -Lulu, I need you to be my legs, arms, and eyes. 597 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:06,000 -Whatever. Okay. 598 00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:08,290 This is so fucked, Tiny Richard. 599 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,500 -Yeah, it is. 600 00:23:10,530 --> 00:23:13,510 [upbeat rhythmic music playing] 601 00:23:15,330 --> 00:23:17,630 -Is this a moat? 602 00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:18,800 [over phone] Oh, my God. 603 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:20,470 My parents went completely insane. 604 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,800 -They were trying to kill each other. 605 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,970 -What? -Richard. 606 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:23,970 Lulu: Oh, my God. 607 00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:25,470 Richard: No, it's gonna be fine, I think. 608 00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:26,980 -Yes, it is gonna be fine. It's fine. 609 00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:28,480 And, Richard, don't be so theatrical. 610 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:30,150 -Sorry. -So Lulu, what I need you to do, 611 00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:31,810 I need you to text me a photo 612 00:23:31,850 --> 00:23:34,650 of the equation on the wall 613 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,150 across from the foot of the island bed. 614 00:23:37,190 --> 00:23:38,990 -You mean, like, get in the water? 615 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:41,490 There's power strips and lights hanging above it. 616 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,330 -It's safe. Uh, and it's very important 617 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,700 because I need to make Mom big again and save the world. 618 00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,870 -Tall order. -Nice pun. 619 00:23:47,910 --> 00:23:49,670 -She should be wearing waders. 620 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,380 -Yeah, I know. Uh, just be careful and--and, uh, be quick. 621 00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:53,380 But be very quick. 622 00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:55,670 Lindy: Hey, wait. Are-are you sure, Les? 623 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,560 Les: She'll be fine. 624 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,390 -"Daughter found electrocuted in parents' bedroom moat." 625 00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:04,100 Lindy: Not funny. 626 00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:08,440 [camera clicks] [message tone] 627 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:17,360 -Oh, fuck! Fuck. Fuck. 628 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,030 -Are you worried about the last line? 629 00:24:19,060 --> 00:24:20,740 Les: Huh? 630 00:24:20,770 --> 00:24:22,740 No, no. No, of course not. 631 00:24:22,770 --> 00:24:25,030 Richard: You said "fuck." We can hear you. 632 00:24:25,070 --> 00:24:27,700 -Can you help him, Tiny Richard Physicist? 633 00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:30,260 -Sadly, I was absent that day. Les: Uh, no. 634 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,210 I'm not worried at all, 'cause I remember it. 635 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,710 [nervous chuckle] 636 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:38,380 And, uh, yeah, you did great, Lulu. 637 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,100 Just get out of the water now. 638 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,770 [tense music playing] 639 00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:48,270 You are brilliant. 640 00:24:49,430 --> 00:24:50,780 Your mind is strong. 641 00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:53,650 You got this. 642 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,110 It's in your brain, 643 00:24:57,140 --> 00:25:01,120 so just let it fall into your hands. 644 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,740 Your miniature wife will not explode and die. 645 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:08,910 -Explode and die? 646 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,620 -Ah, no. Uh, nah-- 647 00:25:10,650 --> 00:25:11,590 it's not--I'm kidding. 648 00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:13,170 Everyone who's listening, I'm kidding. 649 00:25:13,410 --> 00:25:16,630 Janet: Uh, Smash and Grab Team? Vivienne's on the move! 650 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:18,090 -[gasps] 651 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,090 Secret weapon out. 652 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,310 [gasps and shrieks] 653 00:25:25,630 --> 00:25:26,650 Oh, shit. 654 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,970 Les! 655 00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:31,430 -Oh. Les? 656 00:25:31,470 --> 00:25:32,940 Of course. 657 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:34,490 He's in the building. 658 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:39,150 Sneaky, sneaky, not so sneaky. 659 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:42,280 He mentioned you were having marital issues. 660 00:25:42,310 --> 00:25:44,610 -Fuck off. -It's nice to meet you too, 661 00:25:44,650 --> 00:25:46,620 Mrs. Littlejohn. 662 00:25:46,650 --> 00:25:51,120 I look forward to adding you to my... collection. 663 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:54,840 -Yeah, nice to meet you too, scary giant bitch. 664 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,630 -Name-calling is impolite, 665 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:02,130 tiny toxic tart. 666 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,180 [tense music playing] 667 00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:11,640 -Um, T-minus maybe 10 minutes before the alarms go off. 668 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:14,810 Les: Okay, Martin, wheelman, you're up. 669 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,250 Prepare for the great escape. 670 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,020 Richard: I think The Getaway would be a better reference. 671 00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:20,700 -Richard, operations, shut it. 672 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,870 [ignition clicking] 673 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,320 -I choked again. 674 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,700 Empty battery. Fuck! 675 00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:32,670 -Whoa! -Whoa! 676 00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:34,330 Lulu [over phone]: I'm the new wheelman, 677 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,530 Tiny Richard. 678 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,330 Richard [over megaphone]: Do you have a driver's license? 679 00:26:37,370 --> 00:26:38,380 -Almost. 680 00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:40,550 [door opens, closes] 681 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,930 [suspenseful music playing] 682 00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:49,770 -Oh, fuck. 683 00:26:51,130 --> 00:26:52,400 [alarms blaring] 684 00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:55,430 computer voice: Attention. Thermal energy tank breach. 685 00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:58,100 Evacuate building immediately. 686 00:26:58,140 --> 00:27:00,610 Repeat, immediately. 687 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,620 [alarm continues] [liquid sloshing] 688 00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:09,960 computer voice: Attention. Evacuate building immediately. 689 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,580 -Oh, I don't think I can, uh, test these on her first... 690 00:27:14,610 --> 00:27:16,580 Lulu: We can hear you. Martin: We can still hear you. 691 00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:18,790 -Oh, I'm kidding. [nervous chuckle] 692 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:20,580 I'm just kidding. Of course I can. 693 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,590 Lindy. Lindy? 694 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:25,300 Martin: Lindy? -Lindy, come in, Lindy. 695 00:27:25,330 --> 00:27:26,970 Anyone got eyes or ears on Lindy? 696 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,430 Lulu: Mom? -Hello? 697 00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:30,300 Janet: Mrs. Littlejohn? -Hello? 698 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:33,600 Okay. I'm heading out. 699 00:27:33,630 --> 00:27:36,980 computer voice: Attention. Evacuate building immediately. 700 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:46,280 -Lindy! computer voice: Attention... 701 00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:48,280 -[grunts] -Ow! 702 00:27:48,310 --> 00:27:49,710 [Vivienne gasps] 703 00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:53,000 -[gasps then grunts] 704 00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:56,120 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh! 705 00:27:56,150 --> 00:27:58,010 Oh, no! 706 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,010 -That's company property. 707 00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:06,010 You've checked all my boxes, 708 00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:08,470 until you didn't. 709 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:11,970 Your ego is untenable. 710 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,230 [grunts] -[electricity zapping] 711 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,860 [alarm continues] 712 00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:25,370 -Down goes giant toxic tart. 713 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,200 [chuckles] 714 00:28:30,690 --> 00:28:34,660 computer voice: Attention. Evacuate building immediately. 715 00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:36,330 -Let me guess, 716 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,370 only a person my size can, uh... 717 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,660 -Yeah, unfortunately, it's-- 718 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:43,550 -Tick-tock. Right. 719 00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:47,260 -I believe in you. 720 00:28:48,870 --> 00:28:50,340 -Wait, what? 721 00:28:50,370 --> 00:28:51,560 Les, I... 722 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:58,440 [sighs] Here I am alone, again. 723 00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:01,400 Well... 724 00:29:02,890 --> 00:29:05,690 [sighs] You gotta do it. I mean, you must. You must. 725 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,070 You gotta get down there, you gotta get the fucking vials 726 00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:10,860 that he--he dropped and now I have to-- 727 00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:15,030 ohh, I'm the only person in the world this size who can, 728 00:29:15,070 --> 00:29:16,410 so... 729 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,240 -Not anymore. 730 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,870 -[sighs] 731 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:22,920 [whimsical music playing] 732 00:29:26,910 --> 00:29:28,090 [tender music playing] 733 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,810 -You're tiny. [gasps] 734 00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:33,100 -A grand gesture. 735 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,050 -Colon, holy fuck. 736 00:29:36,090 --> 00:29:37,940 -New year, new fuckin' us. 737 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:40,650 -[scoffs] 738 00:29:41,050 --> 00:29:42,480 -Let's do it together. 739 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,780 Lindy, I-- -Me too. 740 00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:53,070 computer voice: Attention. Thermal energy tank breach. 741 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:56,070 Evacuate building immediately. 742 00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:59,120 Repeat, immediately. Lindy: Um... 743 00:29:59,150 --> 00:30:02,250 -Attention. Thermal energy tank breach. 744 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,910 Evacuate building immediately. 745 00:30:03,950 --> 00:30:06,970 -[computer voice repeating] -Are we crazy? 746 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:09,180 -Fuck it. 747 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,970 -Fuck it. 748 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,640 Fuck it. 749 00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:18,430 -Oh, shit! -[Lindy screams] 750 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:22,480 [suspenseful music playing] [static over phones] 751 00:30:26,510 --> 00:30:28,110 computer voice: Critical. Critical. 752 00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:30,200 Evacuate immediately. 753 00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:36,000 Critical. Critical. Evacuate immediately. 754 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,280 Critical. Critical. Evacuate immediately. 755 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,280 -Lulu. 756 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,830 -Vivienne? -Vivienne? 757 00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:44,340 Where are they? 758 00:30:44,990 --> 00:30:46,720 [alarm continues] 759 00:30:50,830 --> 00:30:52,220 [both gasp] 760 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,850 [glass shattering] [debris clattering] 761 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,860 [Martin gasps] 762 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,530 -Mom. Dad. 763 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,540 [dramatic music playing] 764 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:34,840 Lindy: Lulu? 765 00:31:34,870 --> 00:31:36,670 -Dad, you're tiny too? 766 00:31:36,710 --> 00:31:38,340 -You drove? -You do not have a license! 767 00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:41,010 -What, are you gonna, like, tiny-ground me? 768 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,350 [sirens approaching] 769 00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:44,680 -Fuck it, drive. -Let's go. 770 00:31:44,710 --> 00:31:46,020 -Okay. -Let's go. Let's go. 771 00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:47,680 [explosion] [tires screech] 772 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,690 Martin: Jesus critters, Les! Janet: Um, Dr. Littlejohn! 773 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,570 Les: I did it myself. Lindy: He did that himself. 774 00:31:58,770 --> 00:32:02,070 -[sighs] So this is our last 775 00:32:02,110 --> 00:32:04,240 tiny moment as tiny people. 776 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,620 -Yeah. -What a ride. 777 00:32:05,650 --> 00:32:07,080 -What a ride. 778 00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:08,290 Ride's not quite over yet. 779 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,460 -One last step. 780 00:32:09,490 --> 00:32:11,010 -One last step, for me. 781 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:17,460 So there's an infinitesimally small, uh, chance 782 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:20,260 that I did not mix the formula correctly. 783 00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:21,090 [nervous chuckle] 784 00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,970 -What? -Yeah, I never mixed it myself. 785 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,930 -Les. -So, uh--yeah, I'm very-- 786 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,810 I'm very confident. -But--uh, what are you saying? 787 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,770 Are you saying that if you're wrong, that we-- 788 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,770 -No, no. No, not we. Me. Me. 789 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,770 I'm--I'm gonna test the formula on myself first. 790 00:32:35,810 --> 00:32:37,780 -What--no. 791 00:32:37,810 --> 00:32:39,440 No, I don't want you to... 792 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,780 -I-I won't. I won't. And we won't. You won't. 793 00:32:41,810 --> 00:32:44,670 [tender music playing] -It's... Lindy, 794 00:32:45,650 --> 00:32:46,620 you're the love of my life. 795 00:32:46,650 --> 00:32:48,290 -Are you saying goodbye? 796 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,790 Is this a goodbye? 797 00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:51,290 Because you think that we're going to-- 798 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,460 that you're going to-- -The truth is... 799 00:32:53,490 --> 00:32:54,790 I don't know. 800 00:32:54,830 --> 00:32:56,630 I don't know if it'll work. 801 00:32:56,660 --> 00:32:58,510 I believe it will. 802 00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:00,850 But I don't know. And, uh... 803 00:33:01,830 --> 00:33:03,730 I owe you the truth. 804 00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:06,180 It's not--it's not goodbye. 805 00:33:06,210 --> 00:33:07,810 It's just in case. 806 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,140 -Just in case... 807 00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:11,690 you explode. 808 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,980 Lulu: Dad's exploding?! [music stops] 809 00:33:14,010 --> 00:33:15,480 -No, no. -No! 810 00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:17,020 No. [chuckles] -No, no, no, honey. No. 811 00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:18,150 -But you just said. 812 00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:20,490 -Infinitesimally small, I said. 813 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,540 -"Just in case," you said. 814 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:27,040 Look, can you guys just both stay small forever? 815 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,210 I can take care of you. 816 00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:31,830 -Oh. Honey, I... -[Les chuckles] 817 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:34,040 -We love you for saying that, -Yeah. 818 00:33:34,070 --> 00:33:37,380 -but that's--that's-- that's very unrealistic. 819 00:33:37,410 --> 00:33:40,010 -We're worried about unrealistic now? 820 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,840 Dad. Les: Your mom is right. 821 00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:44,510 Okay? We're not pets, we're parents. 822 00:33:44,540 --> 00:33:47,720 And we're focusing on the one- in-a-million negative result. 823 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,510 -Your father's right. 824 00:33:49,550 --> 00:33:52,020 And like he always says, "We have to trust the math." 825 00:33:52,050 --> 00:33:54,020 -Yeah. -And his memory. 826 00:33:54,050 --> 00:33:56,060 -Pretty good. -Which is good. 827 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,570 Pretty good? 828 00:34:00,390 --> 00:34:03,740 [suspenseful music playing] 829 00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:05,860 Lulu: I'm gonna need some serious fucking therapy 830 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:09,080 if this doesn't work. Les: So when I get to full size, 831 00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:13,580 um, start the three-minute countdown and wait outside. 832 00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:18,040 And if I get to three-- Oh, when I get to three minutes, 833 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,880 I will have reached limitless stabilization. 834 00:34:20,910 --> 00:34:22,550 And then we can all go to Mandy's 835 00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:25,550 and-and enjoy milkshakes together. 836 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:27,220 Okay? 837 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,940 [coughs] Okay? -Sure. 838 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,060 Lindy: Okay. 839 00:34:33,090 --> 00:34:34,390 Les: Two drops. 840 00:34:34,430 --> 00:34:37,230 Like you learned in your science classes. 841 00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:40,450 -Right. My science classes. 842 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:44,570 Tiny Dad, I dropped out of school. 843 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,120 I'm going to community college. -Wait, what? 844 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,960 [fizzing] 845 00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:57,630 [Lindy gasps then chuckles] 846 00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:00,590 Start the timer! 847 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,460 -You dropped out of school? 848 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:05,590 -Uh, we can talk about it at Mandy's. 849 00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:06,760 -Did you know about this? 850 00:35:06,790 --> 00:35:08,930 -We'll talk about it in three minutes. 851 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,930 -Lindy, I-- -Hey, tell me in three minutes. 852 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,190 [suspenseful music playing] 853 00:35:17,970 --> 00:35:19,940 Lindy: You told your dad. 854 00:35:19,970 --> 00:35:21,940 That was a tactical info dump. 855 00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:23,610 I see what you did there. 856 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,490 -Yeah, um, he needed a distraction. 857 00:35:27,310 --> 00:35:29,160 -That was kind of you. 858 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:31,540 -Like your TikTok. 859 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:33,840 -Yeah? 860 00:35:35,150 --> 00:35:36,050 -Yeah. 861 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,460 Lindy [over megaphone]: How you doing in there? 862 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,510 Les: Yeah. 863 00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:48,010 Yeah, doing good. 864 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,520 All good. 865 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,020 Love you both. 866 00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:58,140 [deep exhale] 867 00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:01,200 [dramatic music playing] 868 00:36:03,010 --> 00:36:04,200 -Go get a pen. 869 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,710 [knocks on door] 870 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:19,710 -[laughing] 871 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,060 [sentimental music playing] 872 00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:37,730 -Hi. 873 00:36:38,090 --> 00:36:39,900 -Hi. 874 00:36:53,730 --> 00:36:55,200 [timer beeping] 875 00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:57,040 -That's three minutes, Dad. 876 00:36:57,070 --> 00:37:00,090 [tense music playing] -[Lindy gasping] 877 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,540 [beeping continues] 878 00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:05,590 -Dad? 879 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,930 -Les! 880 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,310 [Lindy gasps] 881 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,650 [dramatic music playing] 882 00:37:23,090 --> 00:37:25,490 -Limitless stabilization. 883 00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:32,120 [sighs] 884 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,420 Lindy: Hi. 885 00:37:45,450 --> 00:37:46,470 -Hi. 886 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:51,470 [Lindy chuckles] 887 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,930 [Les laughs] 888 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,760 -Nice use of the safe word. 889 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,820 -Well, if there was ever a time... 890 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,820 [sighs] 891 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:09,610 Lulu: So, hi, hi. 892 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,150 Okay. Everyone's still waiting in my room. 893 00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:14,990 So are we gonna restore Tiny Richard 894 00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:17,280 or is he less annoying tiny? 895 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,950 -He's kind of annoying big or small. 896 00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:20,290 Lindy: Uh-hmm. -But, he is a good scientist. 897 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,450 -A good scientist. -A good scientist. 898 00:38:21,490 --> 00:38:22,620 -Yeah. -Yes. We know. 899 00:38:22,650 --> 00:38:25,790 -Speaking of, Lulu. -Yeah? 900 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:29,340 -Whatever makes you happy makes me happy. 901 00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:33,460 -I know that you don't totally mean that, 902 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,970 but thank you, Restored Dad. 903 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,520 [Magoo meows] 904 00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:41,640 Lulu: I don't wanna know. -[sighs] 905 00:38:41,670 --> 00:38:42,970 -I'll let him out after. 906 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:44,690 Lindy: [laughs] Okay. 907 00:38:45,510 --> 00:38:47,530 [tender music playing] 908 00:38:51,850 --> 00:38:53,650 How did we... -End up here? 909 00:38:53,690 --> 00:38:54,990 [both laugh] 910 00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:57,370 -Look at our... our house. 911 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,990 -I want our marriage to work. 912 00:39:03,030 --> 00:39:06,550 Our new, revised version of marriage. 913 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:11,720 -I do too. 914 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,380 -My ego has been revised. 915 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:18,180 You will never be last again. 916 00:39:18,210 --> 00:39:20,850 -And my accountability has been revised. 917 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,180 I will never blame you again. 918 00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:26,390 Only me. -And grand gestures? 919 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,850 -Oh, you have out-grand gestured yourself. 920 00:39:28,890 --> 00:39:29,730 -I think we both have. 921 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,410 -Uh-huh. 922 00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:35,240 -Let's do this thing. 923 00:39:36,060 --> 00:39:37,750 -Let's do this thing. 924 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,410 And my engagement ring? 925 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,080 -I'll dredge the moat. 926 00:39:49,910 --> 00:39:51,430 -I, um... 927 00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:53,930 I had-- 928 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:58,220 I have this idea, 929 00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,050 that's kind of a big idea... 930 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,100 Tiny big idea. 931 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:07,440 I feel like I have to write it on my own. 932 00:40:08,110 --> 00:40:13,450 And I'm thinking that the working title might be... 933 00:40:16,770 --> 00:40:18,490 The Miniature Wife. 934 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,630 -Huh. 935 00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:32,300 Yeah. 936 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:34,460 I love it. 937 00:40:34,490 --> 00:40:35,590 -Yeah? 938 00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:36,640 -Yeah. 939 00:40:38,290 --> 00:40:39,590 -And I love you. 940 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:41,310 -And I love you. 941 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,810 ["Friday I'm In Love" by The Cure playing] 942 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:55,940 ♪ I don't care ♪ ♪ If Monday's blue ♪ 943 00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:59,280 ♪ Tuesday's gray ♪ ♪ And Wednesday too ♪ 944 00:40:59,310 --> 00:41:02,450 ♪ Thursday ♪ ♪ I don't care about you ♪ 945 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,620 ♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪ 946 00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:09,950 ♪ Monday, you can fall apart ♪ 947 00:41:09,990 --> 00:41:12,960 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday ♪ ♪ Break my heart ♪ 948 00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:16,790 ♪ Oh, Thursday ♪ ♪ Doesn't even start ♪ 949 00:41:16,830 --> 00:41:20,300 ♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪ 950 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:21,800 Gary: We've left messages? 951 00:41:21,830 --> 00:41:23,800 Meg: So many messages. 952 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,640 Gary: Voice and text? Meg: Voice and text. 953 00:41:25,670 --> 00:41:26,800 Gary: I mean, if they don't call us back, 954 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:27,810 what else can we do? 955 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,310 Meg: What else can we do? 956 00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:31,020 Gary: We're only in St. Louis the one night. 957 00:41:31,050 --> 00:41:32,860 Meg: It's just the one night. 958 00:41:38,350 --> 00:41:40,490 -Freedom! 959 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,540 [thunder crashing] 960 00:41:44,060 --> 00:41:45,660 Help! Help! 961 00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:47,540 I need help! Gary: The fuck are you? 962 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:53,830 -What the fuck are you? -[car horn blaring] 963 00:41:53,870 --> 00:41:55,500 -I'm a journalist. 964 00:41:55,530 --> 00:41:57,170 From Scientific American. 965 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,890 And I have the most incredible story to tell. 966 00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:06,010 -Oh, my. 967 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,680 [dramatic music playing] 968 00:42:07,710 --> 00:42:12,730 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [screams] 969 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,690 ♪ Saturday, wait ♪ 970 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:22,070 ♪ And Sunday always comes ♪ ♪ Too late ♪ 971 00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:26,200 ♪ But Friday, never hesitate ♪ 972 00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:30,080 ♪ Dressed up to the eyes ♪ ♪ It's a wonderful surprise ♪ 973 00:42:30,110 --> 00:42:33,700 ♪ To see your shoes ♪ ♪ And your spirits rise ♪ 974 00:42:33,740 --> 00:42:35,420 ♪ Throw out your frown ♪ 975 00:42:35,450 --> 00:42:37,420 ♪ And just smile ♪ ♪ At the sound ♪ 976 00:42:37,450 --> 00:42:40,590 ♪ As sleek as a sheik ♪ ♪ Spinning 'round and 'round ♪ 977 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:44,220 ♪ Always take a big bite ♪ ♪ It's such a gorgeous sight ♪ 978 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:47,550 ♪ To see you eat ♪ ♪ In the middle of the night ♪ 979 00:42:47,590 --> 00:42:51,220 ♪ You can never get enough ♪ ♪ Enough of this stuff ♪ 980 00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:54,270 ♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪ 981 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:57,560 ♪ I don't care ♪ ♪ If Monday's blue ♪ 982 00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:01,230 ♪ Tuesday's gray ♪ ♪ And Wednesday too ♪ 983 00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:04,240 ♪ Thursday ♪ ♪ I don't care about you ♪ 984 00:43:04,270 --> 00:43:08,240 ♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪ 985 00:43:08,270 --> 00:43:11,740 ♪ Monday, you can fall apart ♪ 986 00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:15,120 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday ♪ ♪ Break my heart ♪ 987 00:43:15,150 --> 00:43:18,250 ♪ Thursday doesn't ♪ ♪ Even start ♪ 988 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,290 ♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪ 989 00:43:21,330 --> 00:43:24,350 ♪ Whoa! ♪ [vocalizing] 990 00:43:27,330 --> 00:43:30,310 ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 991 00:43:31,130 --> 00:43:33,690 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪